The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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