THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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