I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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