with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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