Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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