he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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