Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I love you.
Bad choice
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