seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
