I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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