I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
ok first of all what the fuck
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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