You're so nebulous sometimes
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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