it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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