I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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