There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
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