Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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