How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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