And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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