My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Randomize
