Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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