It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Randomize
