whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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