Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Randomize
