I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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