Soap is not a condiment
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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