Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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