she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
So squirting runs in the family.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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