i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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