Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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