OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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