I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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