careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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