Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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