Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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