love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Threesome in a minivan. New low
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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