Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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