How'd it feel making her break her religion?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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