He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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