Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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