I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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