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carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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