oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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