I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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