please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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