I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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