wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
home. puking in laundry basket.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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