im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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