I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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