He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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