Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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