that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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