it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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