Sponge bath it is.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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