Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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