Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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